"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes." Kitchen Towel

Perfect for anyone who embraces indulgence with a side of sarcasm, this unbleached, 100% flour sack cotton towel is a must-have for anyone with a playful sense of humor, a cupcake enthusiast, in need of a cheeky addition to your kitchen décor, and those who appreciate witty, feel-good reminders in their daily routine. 

Crafted from 100% flour sack cotton fabric, these towels are woven in a diagonal pattern for durability, absorbency, and a spotless shine on your dishes. Whether tackling a coffee spill, frantically dusting before guests arrive, or hanging it for all to see, these long-lasting, versatile towels make every kitchen task a little more entertaining. Say goodbye to everyday messes and hello to easy cleanup with these super-sized tea towels! At 29 x 28 inches, they provide plenty of coverage for all types of household chores. Regular machine washing keeps the dish towel super soft, just like the one mom used to use, but this one is much more fun!

Dish Towel Specifications 

• Unbleached, Natural 100% Flour Sack Cotton 

• Dimensions
  • 29 inches long

  • 28 inches wide

• Eco-conscious—more absorbent than a paper towel. Stop using those wasteful, boring paper towels and convert to our flour sack kitchen towels with sarcastic sayings for drying dishes, dusting, and cleaning up everyday messes. 

• Machine washable, dryable, and shrink-resistant cotton 

• Eligible for FREE Shipping with qualifying Harvest Array orders over $50.00 when shipped within the US. (Excluding Alaska and Hawaii).

• 100% Made in the USA. A product of Georgia.

• Harvest Array is proud to support this Women Owned, Small American Business.