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Charcuterie Humor Flour Sack Cotton Kitchen Towel

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Charcuterie Humor Flour Sack Cotton Kitchen Towel

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From Lunch Meat to Luxury: Know Your Worth, Baby (even if it's just a dish towel reminding you!)

Add a slice of sass to your kitchen with our 100% Flour Sack Cotton dish towel that boldly declares, "Don't Let Anyone Treat You Like Lunch Meat. You're Charcuterie, Baby." Measuring 29 inches long by 28 inches wide, this towel is generously sized to handle any kitchen mess while bringing a playful touch to your kitchen decor. Made in the USA from premium, unbleached cotton, it’s super absorbent, durable, and full of personality.

This towel is a must-have for anyone with a playful sense of humor, charcuterie board enthusiasts, kitchen decor lovers, confident individuals who know their worth, and those who appreciate witty, feel-good reminders in their daily routine. It's perfect for gifting to friends, family, or anyone who could use a little cheeky encouragement in the kitchen!

Whether you're drying dishes, wiping away cob webs, or simply displaying it as a fun conversation starter, this towel is guaranteed to bring sass to your kitchen!

Charcuterie Humor Flour Sack Dish Towel is as sassy as it is useful from Harvest Array.
 

Make Dish Drying Fun with These Cotton Dish Towels

Say goodbye to everyday messes and hello to easy cleanup with these super sized tea towels! At 29 x 28 inches, they provide plenty of coverage for drying dishes, wiping spills, or even doing everyone's least favorite household chore...dusting.

Crafted from 100% flour sack cotton fabric, these towels are woven in a diagonal pattern for durability, absorbency, and a spotless shine on your dishes. Whether tackling a quick spreading spill, covering pizza dough, or hanging it for all to see, these long-lasting, versatile towels make every kitchen task a little more exciting.

 

Dish Towel Specifications 

  • Unbleached, Natural 100% Flour Sack Cotton 

  • Dimensions
    • 29 inches long
    • 28 inches wide

  • Eco-conscious—more absorbent than a paper towel. Stop using those wasteful, boring paper towels and convert to our flour sack kitchen towels with humorous sayings for drying dishes, dusting, and cleaning up pet messes. 

  • Machine washable and dryable shrink resistant cotton 

  • Get Free Shipping on orders over $75! Offer valid for deliveries within the contiguous United States (excludes Alaska and Hawaii). A flat $10 shipping fee applies to orders shipped to California, Montana, Oregon, and Washington when over $75.00.

  • 100% Made in the USA.

  • Harvest Array is proud to support this Women Owned, Small American Business.