A witty kitchen accessory that playfully reminds everyone that the cook of the house isn't running a diner!

Bring a little humor to your kitchen with our "Today's Menu: Eat it or Starve" flour sack towel. If your household runs on love, laughter, and a dash of tough honesty, this towel will fit right in. Perfect for those days when picky eaters test your patience, this cheeky kitchen accessory is a playful reminder that the chef isn't a short-order cook!

Made from 100% flour sack cotton, this towel is as functional as it is funny. Super absorbent, quick-drying, and durable, it's ready to handle spills, dry dishes, or serve as a quick hand towel. Proudly made in the USA, it measures a generous 28" x 29" — perfect for hanging on your oven handle or gifting to a friend who gets it.

Whether you're a mom tired of making multiple meals, a seasoned home cook, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh in the kitchen, this towel is a lighthearted way to remind everyone of the house rules: take it or leave it!

Make Dish Drying Fun with These Cotton Dish Towels

Say goodbye to everyday messes and hello to easy cleanup with these super sized tea towels! At 29 x 28 inches, they provide plenty of coverage for drying dishes, wiping spills, or even doing everyone's least favorite household chore...dusting.

Crafted from 100% flour sack cotton fabric, these towels are woven in a diagonal pattern for durability, absorbency, and a spotless shine on your dishes. Whether tackling a quick spreading spill, covering pizza dough, or hanging it for all to see, these long-lasting versatile towels make every kitchen task a little more humorous.

Dish Towel Specifications 

• Unbleached, Natural 100% Flour Sack Cotton 

• Dimensions
  • 29 inches long

  • 28 inches wide

• Eco-conscious—more absorbent than a paper towel. Stop using those wasteful, boring paper towels and convert to our flour sack kitchen towels with fun sayings for drying dishes, dusting, and cleaning up everyday messes. 

• Machine washable and dryable shrink resistant cotton 

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• 100% Made in the USA.

• Harvest Array is proud to support this Women Owned, Small American Business.